Mario Porn: Live-Action or Animated?

Here's my scorecard:

- Super Bang Bros. wins a point for correctly using "Bros."
- Super Hornio Brothers loses a point for not using "Bros."
- Super Bang Bros. loses a point for not featuring Luigi
- Super Hornio Brothers wins a point for featuring Luigi
- Super Bang Bros. wins a point for working in a Goomba reference
- Super Hornio Brothers loses a point for confusing Luigi/Mario (see below*)
- Super Bang Bros. wins a point for correctly portraying Princess Toadstool as a blonde
- Super Hornio Brothers wins multiple points for puns:
  *"King Pooper" as Bowser
  *"Squeegie Hornio" as Mario
  *"Ornio Hornio" as Luigi (*technically, Squeegie sounds more like Luigi, no?)
- Super Bang Bros. wins a point for art direction
- Super Hornio Bros. wins a point for tacky graphics (so bad, they're good! &mdash see below)
- Super Hornio Bros. wins a point for best dialog (see below)
- Super Hornio Bros. wins a point for best plot synopsis, ever:

A power surge sends whacked out computer programmer Squeegie Hornio and his brother Ornio into cyberspace where they meet up with, have sex with, and even fight, a variety of characters from a popular video game.

My vote: Hornio Brothers. But seriously, hear me out. Before casting your vote (below), check out these two clips from Super Hornio Brothers 1 and 2 [SFW, adult language]:

"You should be honored to take the sperm of the great King Pooper... I'm from the other side, inside the computer world. That's right. I can do any god-damned thing I want to! [laughs] Yes, lay down. Spread your legs..."